I put this on facebook, but felt it was worthy of going here, too, since this is where I post all my Ethan-isms.

Ethan was in the living room watching cartoons. I was in the basement ordering blinds for the baby's room, and Jay was watching the other TV. Apparently at some point, the cartoons ended and the news started. Ethan comes up to Jay and I and says "I just wanted to let you guys know that there is a big storm headed this way and a man was found dead in Detroit. What's Detroit?

Woops.