The Downriver cruise is today. Just for fun, Ethan and I drove the route in our car. Here's the conversation that followed:
Ethan: What is going on?
Me: It's called a cruise. People come to sit and watch old cars.
Ethan: That's silly.
Me: I think so, too. Old cars are boring, but it's fun to people-watch.
Ethan: You mean you can sit and watch old people, too?